there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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