No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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