He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I can't turn off my feet"
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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