So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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