Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(415): View more from California

ad ew i am wasted whats my problem

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(609): View more from New Jersey

if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow

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(803): View more from South Carolina

it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.

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(718): View more from New York

we need to drink 2009 down the drain

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(360): View more from Washington

I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties

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(650): View more from California

Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question

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(919): View more from North Carolina

We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.

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(716): View more from New York

I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped

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