Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?