It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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