Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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