Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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