She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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