if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
