My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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