god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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