i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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