i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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