Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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