No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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