i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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