Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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