Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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