yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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