I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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