Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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