shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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