I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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