I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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