Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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