I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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