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(919): View more from North Carolina

Did you go home with that guy without me?

(479): View more from Arkansas

Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car

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(253): View more from Washington

The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls

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(203): View more from Connecticut

'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?

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(217): View more from Illinois

I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.

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(+61): View more from Australia

We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.

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