4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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