If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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