haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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