I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
accomplished twins. life is a go
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
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so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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