Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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