drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Help. Why am I so naked?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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