Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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