sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
