hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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