How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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