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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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