I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
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I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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