i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize