Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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