no, he came in my armpit
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
there is puke in my bra ... again
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