I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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