his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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