Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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