Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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