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saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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