none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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