bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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