Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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