Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
