TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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