i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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