What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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