Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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